Sister Mary Bartholomew's Basic Training Manual for Religious Tyrants

“Holden Caulfield meets Mother Superior.”

Charlie Chavez begins his 8th grade at St. Declan’s School intending to coast through the year without causing mayhem. On the first day he meets his homeroom teacher, a mad Irish nun notorious for outrageous corporal punishment. Sister Mary Bartholomew has heard of Charlie’s reputation as a ‘troublemaker’ and lies in wait for him.

When Charlie conspires with two of his brightest classmates—Nicole Lamborghini and Taylor Heimlich—the three form a Troika to have Black Bart institutionalized before Christmas.