No Homo!

Will met Patrice on Tinder. Will's homies had advised against him seeking a wife on the dating app, stating there were "mostly hoes" on there. But Will was getting tired. He'd been rejected from eHarmony, he was sure, because he was black. Even though there had been a black dude in an eHarmony commercial, implying blacks were accepted on the site, the first question on the application to sign up for the site, "ARE YOU BLACK OR NOT?!", suggested otherwise. Will had contemplated clicking the bubble next to NOT!!, but decided against it, figuring if he were honest, it would work to his benefit, and he'd be matched more successfully. Yeah, successfully matched right off the freaking site.